Thursday, August 31, 2006


We bring you now to the live broadcast on C-Span of the Evil State Of The Union Address. May God have mercy on your souls.


Protect the queen and open a can of whup-ass on terrorists in the streets of London in this fun flash game.

Free game room on the bottom of this page with 300+ games...

Miniclip Games - Bush Royal Rampage
Bush Royal Rampage

Save London town from the terrorists bent on its destruction.

Play this free game now!!

Tuesday, August 29, 2006


Watch in stunned awe at this collection of 'close calls' - some of the luckiest people ever, escaping death by a hair's-breadth as a chaotic, out-of-control universe hurls massive deadly objects at them - and misses.

Monday, August 28, 2006


The year: 1976. The daredevil: Kenny Powers. The challenge: Could a car jump a distance of one mile? Known as the 'SUPERJUMP', this well-beyond-insane stunt hinged on the performance of a rocket-powered Lincoln Continental capable of reaching speeds of 280 mph. Years in planning, at a cost of over a million dollars, the event was to be nothing less than the greatest automotive stunt ever attempted... Would Powers clear the St. Lawrence river, or die a spectacular death right in front of thousands of horrified onlookers?

found at Fazed

Sunday, August 27, 2006


Yo. Gollum raps!

Gollum Rap (Towers Are The Players) by Ned Evett and Paul Teharr

courtesy of Albino Blacksheep

Here's Napoleon Dynamite in handy convenient soundboard form. Very handy for making prank phone calls.

but whatever you do, DO NOT click here.

Saturday, August 26, 2006


Old-timey photographs are creepy enough as it is. But this guy makes them super creepy. He was inspired by the changing portraits in The Haunted Mansion to create these spine-tingling 'haunted portraits' that change as you walk past them...

found at BoingBoing

Friday, August 25, 2006


If you were a monkey and you were piloting a lander, would you be able to cope?
Miniclip Games - Monkey LanderMonkey Lander

Collect all the bananas and land safely before your fuel runs out.

Play this free game now!!

Thursday, August 24, 2006



"Welcome to the 10,000 Reasons Civilization is Doomed website. This site was started by six friends who, sitting around the dinner table one Saturday night, came to the conclusion that civilization was doomed. We felt this way not because of the inevitable dimming of our sun, or an errant asteroid, but rather because of the idiocy of our times. Frankly, we are tired of the fake optimism, superficiality, non-talented celebrities, doped-up athletes, dishonest and illiterate politicians, corporate thieves, wife-beaters and evangelical terrorists rampant in the world today and we decided that one way of making ourselves feel better would be to list them for all the world to see and to add upon."

Wednesday, August 23, 2006


Fast reflexes - do you think you have them? Well, do you? Do you, punk?
I'm sorry. I called you a punk just then. I didn't mean it.
Test your reflexes by trying the following challenge...

This came from Darktick made me chortle in his bio by ending it with:
"He is currently in a never ending search for happiness and believes that he has found everywhere it is not."

James Brown is more wasted in this interview (on Sonya Live) than anyone I've ever seen. Dude is obliterated. He responds to questions by blurting out the choruses of completely random James Brown songs. It's almost painful to watch. (Almost, but not quite.)

found at

Tuesday, August 22, 2006


British power pop doesn't get any better than this. Squeeze performing their 1981 song 'Is That Love" on Top Of The Pops.

Squeeze - Is That Love

You've left my ring by the soap,
Now is that love?
You cleaned me out you could say broke,
Now is that love?
The better better better it gets
The more these girls forget
That that is love.
You won't get dressed you walk about,
Now is that, is that
A teasing glance has pushed me out,
Now is that, is that
The tougher tougher tougher it gets
The more my lips frequent
Now that is love.

Beat me up with your letters, your walk out notes,
Funny how you still find me right here at home.
Legs up with a book and a drink,
Now is that love that's making you think.

You've called my bluff Im not so hot,
Now is that love
My assets froze while yours have dropped,
Now is that, is that
It's the cupid cupid cupid disguise
That more or less survived
Now that is love.

Beat me up with your letters, your walk out notes,
Funny how you still find me right here at home.
Legs up with a book and a drink,
Now is that love that's making you think.

You've made my bed the finger points
Now is that, is that love
The more you more you more you cool down
The easier love is found
Now that is love.


Here's an excerpt from their video for 'Hourglass'. This was their biggest hit here in the U.S., and the kooky video was actually directed by Ade Edmondson who played Vyvian on The Young Ones.

Monday, August 21, 2006


OMFG. We need to impeach this f**king moron. I literally cannot believe what is happening to this country. Folks, we cannot let America continue this way. These people are looting the treasury, mortgaging our grandchildren and shitting on every last one our freedoms. They are perpetuating monstrous acts of evil, ACTUAL CRIMES, and they are getting away with it. How can this administration still be in power? I am being completely serious right now. America. What happened?

"I made my position clear, about this war on terror. I uh and by the way the enemy made their position clear yet again when they when ... when um... when we're able to...stop em."

Watch as this 'ghost car' escapes police by mysteriously passing through an intact chain link fence... BOO yah!


36 holes of challenging minigolf await in this excellent game, with accurate physics. (Be sure to turn on the sound).

Sunday, August 20, 2006


Shoot ice cubes at the penguins and knock them back into the pool. Fun!

Miniclip Games - Penguin Arcade
Penguin Arcade

Keep as many penguins as possible from escaping their pool!

Play this free game now!!

Saturday, August 19, 2006


The Beatles rock my world. Best. Band. Ever. Here are two incredible flash animation 'videos' of Beatles songs...

Glass Onion

Tomorrow Never Knows

Paul is dead.

In the Flintstones universe, when Fred & Barney sit down to watch Star Trek, it's not really Star's STONE TREK.

Episode 1: The Deadly Ears

found at Neatorama, who found it at Drikoland

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Thursday, August 17, 2006


How many of these movie posters can you identify?

Test your knowledge of television shows:

Want to take a quiz about The Beatles?

Wednesday, August 16, 2006


Is Bush an idiot?


Monday, August 14, 2006



Bad idea: trying to jump a streetbike into a foam pit designed for motocross bikes.

Video Extreme Motorcycle Stunt - video powered by Metacafe

Here's a medley of botched stunts. WARNING: Xtreme!

Amazing Accidents Compilaion - video powered by Metacafe

Sunday, August 13, 2006


Some people just shouldn't be allowed on the dance floor.

People falling down - never not funny.

Friday, August 11, 2006


Below is a painting by French baroque era painter Georges de La Tour, The Cheat with the Ace of Diamonds. Follow the link, then choose any point on the painting and click. You'll be taken to a results page showing where 65,000 other people have clicked. It's interesting to see what elements of the painting were chosen...

Thursday, August 10, 2006


Peter Jackson's Lord Of The Rings trilogy is the greatest movie trilogy in cinema history. I can think of a thousand different reasons why, but one thing I didn't think of until I saw this clip is that....well....It's chock-full-o-beards...

"It's beardier than a bearded pile of beards..."

"Even the f**king trees have beards."


It must have taken forever to make this cool stop-motion animation (Jelle van Dun 2006)

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Tuesday, August 08, 2006



#10 - Manischewitz Sunrise
Nick Frescawitz gets the toughest assignment of his career when he's required to bring in his old cheder buddy, now a drug dealer who is trying to go straight.

#9 - What Jewish Women Want
Gibson plays a high-flying chauvinistic executive who experiences a rude awakening when a freak accident gives him the ability to hear Jewish women's thoughts.

#8 - MAD DOG 20/20 MAX 4: The Pacific Coast Highway Warrior
Max lends his aid to a small band of survivors in post-apocalyptic California who are trying to transport a tanker truck full of precious fortified wine while being attacked by a band of savage, sober mohawked marauders.

#7 - Beard On A Wire
Rick Jarmstein put a drug dealer behind bars. The Witness Protection Program moved him around and hid his identity. Now they have him posing as a Hasidic Jew in Detroit, but his cover is blown when a former girlfriend (Goldie Hawn) insists that he shave, at about the same time that the now-released drug dealer has caught up to him.

#6 - Lethal Kippah
Gibson and the Rabbi Schmuley Boteach are teamed as partners in a talmud-charged buddy comedy involving a massive international lox smuggling ring.

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#5 - Maverickberg
Bret Maverickberg, charming Old West gambler, is back, and out to compete in the Three Rivers Dreidel Championship, but he's got one small problem: It's nearly impossible to find a decent deli in the backwater town.

#4 - Sefirot Signs
Things go awry when Gibson and his brother discover a pattern of perfectly carved crop circles left the night before by extraterrestrials who are trying to study Kabbalah.

#3 - The Man Without A Foreskin
After he fails an important exam, a young mekkubal enlists the help of the mysterious and reclusive man whose penile disfigurement is the source of constant town gossip. As the two prepare for the Zohar exam, they forge an unlikely friendship.

#2 - Kosher Chicken Run
A group of kosher chickens plan to escape their prisonlike coop. When the sinister shochet Mrs. Traibor decides to use the hens as the main ingredient in glatt chicken pot pies, Saul, an American rooster (voiced by Gibson) promises to teach the chickens how to pose as neveila.

#1 - BritHeart
In a time of chaos, Mohel Wallace gathers and motivates an amateur but passionately rebellious circumcision army.

by markjamesmurphy 08/09/06

I went to the Mariners vs. Devil Rays last night with my friend Russ, his godson Connor and Connor's cousin Cassie. Safeco Field is the most beautiful ball park in the world!

Here's a link to more video clips

Monday, August 07, 2006


The idea of a message in a bottle is kind of cool. There's an element of hope involved - that the lonely message, carried on random currents to unknown locales, might be found by an arbitrary stranger far, far away. It's possible to order a MIAB on the internet, and have it sent to a known person, but for a true web simulation of the experience, the following web site is amazing:

"Walked out this morning, dont believe what I saw
Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore
Seems Im not alone at being alone
Hundred billion castaways, looking for a home
Ill send an s.o.s. to the world
Ill send an s.o.s. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Sending out at an s.o.s.
Sending out at an s.o.s.
Sending out at an s.o.s.
Sending out at an s.o.s..."

linkie winkie

Sunday, August 06, 2006


Kick ass in your own virtual battlemech.

Control Trech to infiltrate the enemy and destroy the rebel base.

Play this free game now!!

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WOO HOO WELCOME Linkie Winkie traffic!!!!

This posting is boring; why not try the home page?


Walking robots are a staple of science fiction films, and an obsession to the Japanese. Geeks the world over daydream about climbing into the cockpit of a battlemech or an AT-ST and striding into robotic battle.

Now, for 36 million yen (US$312,000), that geek dream has become a reality. The Sakakibara-Kikai Land Walker is now for sale. As the following video shows, it's kind of clunky and rattley and not really bipedal (in a true leg lifting manner). However, as an exhibition piece, it's hard to imagine a machine offering more geek credibility.....

(article found at GizMag)
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I know that you sometimes ask yourself, "Self, where can I get more of that goodness?" Until today there were no options. But that's all about to change, buster brown. I'm proud to announce the birth of my very own store:

!!! MARK MART !!!
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(store courtesy of

Saturday, August 05, 2006


A mystery has been solved for me today. I've always wondered what causes the mysterious 'ice spikes' that appear sometimes in my ice cube trays.
Here comes the science:

You can see a movie clip of an ice spike forming under controlled scientific conditions here.

(Found via Neatorama. Linkie Winkie.)

Friday, August 04, 2006


Well, I thought I had seen it all, but it's all been topped. Big time. Internet celebrities Leslie Hall, Randy 'Peter Pan' Constan and Jay 'The Tron Guy' Maynard have made a music video to help in the fight for net neutrality. It's.....well.....simply the pinnacle of all human achievement throughout history.


It's dance time again, hosted by the Crazy Korean Karaoke Girls!!
Let go of the mouse, stand up and dance! Get the blood flowing! It's a krazy dance party at! Linkie Winkie!

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Was that fun? Here's the original Krazy Dance Party...

Thursday, August 03, 2006


Here's a really cool idea. This site displays a map of the U.S.A. and populates the map with songs that are starting on radio stations at that moment...

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