Wednesday, July 12, 2006


Got a roommate? Want to drive them crazy? Here's a list of

380 Ways To Freak Out Your Roommate.

27) - Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can. When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand that s/he reimburse you.

5) - Steal a fishtank. Fill it with
beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.

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87) - Buy Sea Monkeys and grow them. Name one after your roommate. Announce the next day that that one died. Name another one after your roommate. The next day say that it died. Keep this up until they all die.

266) - Walk, talk, and dress like a cowboy at all times. If your roommate inquires, tell him/her, "Don't worry, little buckaroo. You'll be safe with me."


Blogger House of Suz said...

I would never try any of those with The Roommate, he's way more clever and evil than I.

2:16 PM  
Blogger markjamesmurphy said...

How about

381) - Don't let him drive the Jeep

382) - Fasten Rufus' mouth cage onto his face while he's sleeping

2:33 PM  

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