(Roommate)
Got a roommate? Want to drive them crazy? Here's a list of
380 Ways To Freak Out Your Roommate.
27) - Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can. When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand that s/he reimburse you.
5) - Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
87) - Buy Sea Monkeys and grow them. Name one after your roommate. Announce the next day that that one died. Name another one after your roommate. The next day say that it died. Keep this up until they all die.
266) - Walk, talk, and dress like a cowboy at all times. If your roommate inquires, tell him/her, "Don't worry, little buckaroo. You'll be safe with me."
Got a roommate? Want to drive them crazy? Here's a list of
380 Ways To Freak Out Your Roommate.
27) - Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can. When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand that s/he reimburse you.
5) - Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
87) - Buy Sea Monkeys and grow them. Name one after your roommate. Announce the next day that that one died. Name another one after your roommate. The next day say that it died. Keep this up until they all die.
266) - Walk, talk, and dress like a cowboy at all times. If your roommate inquires, tell him/her, "Don't worry, little buckaroo. You'll be safe with me."
posted by markjamesmurphy at 1:09 PM
2 Comments:
I would never try any of those with The Roommate, he's way more clever and evil than I.
How about
381) - Don't let him drive the Jeep
382) - Fasten Rufus' mouth cage onto his face while he's sleeping
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