Stars. What do you get when you combine We Are The World's smarmy conceit (that over-earnest all-star songs can change the world) with the most ridiculous gathering of hair-metal musicians ever assembled? I'll tell you what. You get 'Stars' by Hear 'N Aid, heavy metal's answer to USA For Africa. Not only did they raise a million bucks for the starving children of Africa, but they inadvertently created one of the funniest ... well ... things... ever commited to tape. Bask with me now in the bloated pomposity of 'Stars', and please ask yourself, as does Ronnie James Dio: Who cries for the children?
He does. Do you?
Well, do you?