(Anarchy)

Here's a great guide to office revolt. It's done in the style of those laminated cards on airliners - you know, the ones that show you where the exits are, using easy to comprehend visuals.

Print this out as a guide to throwing off the shackles of your job and creating a primitive, utopian village with your co-workers, right there in your office. (Suz, pay particular attention.)