40 Things That Only Happen In Movies
11. Any police officer about to retire from the force will more often than not die on their last day (especially if their family have planned a party). (Caveat: Detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended from duty).
22. No matter how savagely a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.
3. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it's aired.
25. You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
7. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
38. In Middle America, all gas station attendants have red handkerchiefs hanging out of their back pockets.
15. All grocery shopping involves the purchase of French loaves which will be placed in open brown paper bags (Caveat: when said bags break, only fruit will spill out).