Thursday, October 19, 2006


Scott Roeben at came up with this list of Politically Incorrect Halloween Costumes:

Cave man. The proper term should be "evolutionally challenged"; "man" is overtly sexist; also insulting to those in loincloths.

Pirate. Distasteful to those with hooks for hands and the vision impaired (wearers of eye patches), not to mention parrot owners.

Dracula. Endorses the irresponsible practice of transmitting bodily fluids.

Clown. Deeply offensive to Geraldo Rivera.

Hobo. Derides the economically and hygienically disadvantaged.

Indian. Native-Americans have been oppressed, slaughtered and persecuted—imitation buckskin and feathers are the final insult.

Napoleon. Offends the French. (In much the same way deodorant does.)


Blogger Variant E said...

And he didn't have the guts to suggest one politically correct costume?? Oh, and what does the panty clad model have to do with selling T-Shirts in that ad? I guess if you have a panty wearing model you can sell anything!

10:28 PM  
Blogger markjamesmurphy said...

Mmmmmm panty clad model.

2:25 PM  

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