(Cat)
Today's Adopt-A-Pet kitty is a lovely one year old tabby named Burger. Her previous owner, Satan, was unable to keep her as she was "disturbing the denizens of the underdark". Adopt her today, and not only will we waive the normal adoption fee, but we will pay you $15,000 and throw in a free delivery (by armored car.)
Today's Adopt-A-Pet kitty is a lovely one year old tabby named Burger. Her previous owner, Satan, was unable to keep her as she was "disturbing the denizens of the underdark". Adopt her today, and not only will we waive the normal adoption fee, but we will pay you $15,000 and throw in a free delivery (by armored car.)
posted by markjamesmurphy at 2:14 PM
1 Comments:
God, that thing acts just like our cat, only ours is more evil looking, being solid black and all. She swatted me today on the leg and ripped my skin open.
Nice kitty.
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